|I Like Video|
I like my DVR.
That's it. I'm done.
I like my DVR. I like my wallet. I like my dog. I like my condo complex tennis court. I like Hot Tamales. I like how every day is 80 degrees. I like my bangs. I like my Facebook page. I like my coworkers. I like the book I'm reading. I like my conditioner. I like running shoes. I like that little girls use weird things for eye shadow, like the silver Etch-a-Sketch sand. I like pineapple and anchovy pizza. I like four-day weekends. I like my belly button ring. I like Zappos. I like that Rachel on Glee said, "I'm like Tinkerbell, Finn; I need applause to live."I like my birthday. I like T-shirts. I like islands. I like chapstick. I like my last name. I like log cabins. I like the bleaching tray my dad made me. I like sushi. I like sprinklers. I like I like my multivitamin. I like my throw blanket. I like movie trailers. I like fake tanning lotion. I like how texting replaced awkward, time intensive phone calls. I like Swiss cheese. I like my dog's collar. I like my wall decorations. I like my Lady Gaga CDs. I like my cell phone number. I like snacks. I like jeans. I like the Twitter bird. I liked my Grams. I like my glasses.
The word 'like' started to look really weird there for a minute.
I hate how companies think "Got [insert product]?" is marketing; no, it's just lazy and un-clever.
I hate how I still don't know if the length of a license plate number correlates to the state's population.
I hate when the radio loses reception while I'm belting it.
I hate how you're not really successful unless you're skinny too.
I hate mariachi bands.
I hate the holidays.
I hate awkward phone calls when texting is right up there with the other mediums.
I hate product placement when I'm not in the mood.
I hate my cat.
I hate how people think artificial sweeteners are bad for you.
I hate hair commercials. I hate commercials for women in general; we aren't that stupid! Usually.
I hate women drivers.
I hate when people ask you what you're going to get before you order at a restaurant--it ruins the surprise.
I hate people who stare at your ordered food like a crazy person when it comes to the table. Or say it looks good and then turn down a bite.
I hate when I'm not sure if while I just woke myself up in a snore, if anyone else in the hotel room heard or not.
I hate people you know who call your home phone number--you only get that line so you can have cheaper Internet! And I hate people I don't know who call that number.
I hate people who diss a trend just because it's a trend. It's a trend! It's popular for a reason. Be a lemming already. Lemmings are cool when they're not running off cliffs.
I hate people who cite blogs as political source fodder. I do about two seconds of research for every link and fact.
I hate watching TV with my parents.
I hate when people fall asleep watching a movie--just go to bed.
I hate when people say you look tired. Well eff you too!