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Zac Posen dress was replaced with a Rodarte pregnancy frock and boring co-star fiance (not what I had in mind for this child turned hot actress who can actually act and stay out of trouble). Boo for babies and commitment on this night. Would she really party it up afterward? And her acceptance speech only made me think of her Harvard degree and not the sweet, dark, edgy girl (with an A-line haircut) from The Professional. But then again, maybe a sweet, dark, edgy ballerina isn't that much of a stretch for her, and Winter's Bone's Jennifer Lawrence should have clutched the little, golden man who gives you a big career boost in exchange for a belly rub.
By the way, below are my 2010 movie recommendations, no matter who you are (in particular order):
- True Grit
- The Social Network
- The King's Speech
- Winter's Bone
- The Town
- Despicable Me
- Black Swan
- The Fighter
- 127 Hours (just the sawing the arm off bit)
- Unstoppable (just kidding)
Do not see Blue Valentine no matter what Ryan Gosling and Michelle Williams make you assume. The Kids are Alright and The Tempest look like they might be decent, but I haven't partaken yet. Oh, and Just Go With It is hilarious. The hus and I laughed through the whole thing. Unlike Grown Ups. Looks like Adam Sandler is hit or miss. Just Go With It made everyone in the theater laugh; plus, guys get to stare doe-eyed at Brooklyn Decker, and girls get to see Jennifer Aniston triumph.
I usually return from the movies, or close my laptop, with a fresh dollop of inspiration. But then I get writers' block and turn to a book for more Daisy. I'm reading Harry Potter. (Thank you, thank you, LL Bean and Cody Dude; it's also great to read the book and then watch the matching movie RIGHT AWAY - a completely different, awesome experience) Would anything be more wonderful when you're 13 then finding out you're a wizard? Nope. Well, maybe a vampire. No, wizards and witches seem to have a pretty sweet set-up. And those are nice. So then I started thinking about what I wanted to be at different ages growing up...
Ant. Bird. Mermaid. The missing princess, Anastasia. Fruit Bat. Adopted. Pevensie kid who gets to go to Narnia every year. Punky Brewster. Unicorn. Mario's brother Luigi. Nancy Drew. Penguin, or dolphin. A care bear. A pretty alien. Rainbow Brite. A resident of TRON City. Rachel Green. Veronica Mars. An American Idol. The youngest ever Pulitzer Prize-winning writer who gets picked for Oprah's Book Club and gets to be on the show as well as announced by Oprah herself... wearing a Zac Posen dress. Convict. Shapeshifter. Wife. Mother. Heaven-goer.
Northanger Abbey in college and wanted to write romantic suspense. Tackling Victorian, Puritan passion - turning a turn around the room, sewing, reading, playing piano, walking, and being called upon, suspenseful? That's irrefutably good writing as well as entertaining. But then I became obsessed with every short story in The Paris Review, but they were all so different; I couldn't pinpoint a style I liked as well as do. I read J.K. Rowling and saw that children's books can be complex but clear, that true creativity surpasses criticism and subjective plagiarism. I envied. The list goes on. Experience the plot like Jon Krakauer? Report on it like Sebastian Junger? Crank it out like a well-oiled factory, like Danielle Steel? Create my own genre? Risk cliche' and chick lit and only shock value.
The fears go on. Ah ha! Saved by the iPhone - I better get going; the hus is on his way home from his last flight before his check ride tomorrow. Which precedes his first solo flight in Primary school, thus his second in his life. Got it? All I really need to know is he has bigger things to worry about than tossing around ideas and blogging and squeezing in a teeny tiny run to save my computer-glued body. But before I log off, below is a little scenario (set to the tune of The Vampire Diaries, since they seem to love product placement) I recreated to show how difficult it was for us to actually walk out of Best Buy with iPhones in hand and common sense exercised.
* * *Stefan and Elena enter Best Buy at 1:49 p.m. on a sunny Sunday afternoon and are greeted by an employee working in the mobile department, Mario.
Mario: Hi there, how can I help you?
Stefan: Hi, we'd like to upgrade to the new Verizon iPhone 4 as well as join my Uncle Jack's family plan.
|Sexy even under stress courtesy of fanpop!|
Mario: Okay, do you have your uncle's account number, phone number, address, the last four of his social security number, his verbal and electronic pass codes as well as PIN, your authorization passcode, and, why not, the names of his unborn children?
Stefan (thinks for a second): What uncle?
Elena: I have it all written down here. (Elena hands Mario a crazed piece of paper, and Mario tries using the information for about 20 minutes.) How come you can't just look it up?
Mario: Our computer system, The Beast (real name), only works one-way.
Elena: As in, input? (Mario smiles vaguely.)
Elena: Er, I'm not sure if the addresses are all right, since I'm not sure if the account holders use their home or work addresses for billing. (Mario finally looks up.)
Mario: Neither of you are authorized users are on any of the accounts. Can you please call everyone in a specific order to have them authorize you, release you and add you when and where appropriate?
Stefan (voiceover indicates he wishes he could use his vampire speediness to speed up this fucking process): Sure. (Elena and Stefan roam the mobile department on their cell phones for 40 minutes, talking and texting and exchanging instructions, phone numbers, codes and details about upcoming family events ... Another couple finally gets up from one of the department benches, and Stefan and Elena can sit.)
Stefan: They sure sucked all the fun out of this, didn't they?
Elena: They sure did. Who's they?
Stefan: I don't know. (Stefan gets bored and figures out how long it takes for Verizon and Apple to start profiting from a cell phone and plan sale. Elena figures out her aunt can't release her from her current plan, because it will disrupt the phone, Internet, cable service bundle. Stefan cusses.)
For the next 2 1/2 hours, Mario solidifies for Elena that she should stay with her aunt's plan, and Stefan can switch to his uncle's (which uncle again?) plan, but they'll need to keep a close eye on minutes and figure out how to split up the cost and payment of the primary line ... Then Maria takes over, because Mario must complete the transaction of yet another desperate couple.)
Elena: This makes me want to be like Alexander Supertramp and just burn my social security card and frolic into The Yukon - er, then eat berries and get sick and die.
Stefan: Because you didn't have an iPhone to Google if the berries were poisonous or not. (They both laugh, a little hysterically. 1/2 hour later...)
Maria: Sorry I'm having to sync your new phone five times, Stefan; it's The Beast. Why don't I start ringing you up at least?
Elena: Great. (Elena gets up because the third customer has come along trying to access the credit card machine that's mounted to the desk right in front of their hard, heavy bench.)
|Pensive Stefan courtesy of vampdwordpress.com|
And it makes sense to get the $15 a month insurance, because otherwise, you have to buy a replacement phone for $700 versus the $200 contract price... But the insurance doesn't cover anything if you don't have the phone, like if it's lost or stolen. And if you get the insurance, the Geek Squad rate is $30 for both of us instead of $60.
Maria: Sure. (She finishes syncing and ringing them up.)
Stefan and Elena leave Best Buy at 7:02 p.m. - it's dark out.
Stefan (big sigh): Now I'm so starved for blood, I have to kill an innocent person, probably in this parking lot here.
Elena: Well now I don't have time to do more than one blog post in February.